Bad Champions League Semi-Finals Predictions

Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich

The Pride of Germany against the Three-peat Hopefuls.  What a game we have in the books for Wednesday afternoon.  I mean I've already accepted the fact that I will not be working from 2:40-4:00pm and I'm 100% okay with that  So let's talk about these two teams before we see them fuck shit up tomorrow. Bayern Munich.  Okay, we know they're a domestic beast that no one can handle.  Lewangoalski is a phenom and a poacher in front of goal.  And oh my gahd, oh my gahd their defense is phenomenal even without their main German/Aryan fantasy boy guarding the sticks.  When Neuer went down early this season, I'm not gonna lie.  I thought it was over for Bayern, but Sven Ulreich has filled in brilliantly.  Under the management of Ancelotti, this team was stagnant, but ever since King Henykes took over, there's been a fire lit under their ass.  They won the Bundesliga 3 weeks ago and faced little trouble over the course of their season.  I mean, they've only lost 3 games this season.  And they play electric soccer.  Watching this team build from the back and unleash hell through Robben, Mueller, and James is the closest sensation to sex with a pornstar I'll ever get to experience.  They have the ability to switch from defense to attack within seconds and the skill they have in the final third is unparalleled (except by Ronni and co).  Lewandowski and James have played brilliantly and Mueller's had a season to remember.  This is an incredibly strong team going into the Semis but, of course, they were drawn to play the Champions of last year (and the year before, and two years before that)

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This was originally posted on Lads Podcast on April 23, 2018 3:50 pm


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