Laces or Faces - Stadium Scene

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Member Since: 05-26-2018

Laces or Faces is an NFL football podcast about the culture featuring two dudes who follow Adam Schefter on Twitter. They watch a lot of football, read tons of internet and share their un-journalistic takes on the greatest sport in America.


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Release Date: 2019-07-17 00:23

All or Nothing Carolina Panthers Preview + The Lion King NFL Edition

This episode we will break down our preview of the upcoming seasons of all or nothing featuring the Carolina Panthers

React to the reactions of all these butt hurt NFL players over their madden ratings

Play this team, that movie and decide which teams are Characters in the Lion King (shout out Nala was a babe)

And we tell you how you too can grow your own Lambeau field right in your back yard

All or Nothing Preview

We gotta talk about Cam’s mini bike… what if he fell off that bike and that started the shoulder stuff? 

How much does cams barber make? And how disrespected is he over the post game hats?

The hourglass is getting real low for even greg… dang that got real (side note greg is tentatively slated to do the fox broadcast during the bye week 7 between cardinals and giants) So Fox has the jump on him next year. But I would love to see more players do this. Also bring back pat mcafee please

I want to see Luke kuechly with a beard

I like that he can use an xbox controller for tape which really speaks to the league making studying tape more accessible for the players. V millennial ands progressive. I’m just imagining Bill Belichick using a nintendo switch to watch tape before going to bed at night

Christian Mccaffery’s old people joke…

The sheer amount of catered meat in the room during this is beautiful. Talk about gains and protein. Also pretty sure it was Chipotle

Anyways madden is upon us and so is the backlash

What teams are the Characters in the Lion King?

Simba - Browns

Nala - Rams

Mufasa - Pats

Scar - Raiders

Timon - Jags

Pumbaa - Colts

Zazu - Cowboys

Rafiki - Giants

Hyenas - Days of Our Steelers

Packers 100th Birthday Party

Another thing the Packers will do is give away Lambeau Field seed packets which are the same seeds that grow grass at Lambeau Field. The 5,000 fans will receive the seed packets and one in every 50 packets will be autographed 

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Release Date: 2019-07-16 20:23

All or Nothing Carolina Panthers Preview + The Lion King NFL Edition

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Release Date: 2019-02-01 03:41

Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza + The AAF

We dig through some of our favorite Super Bowl prop bets for this Sunday and get prepared for the AAF season with going through the new rules and team names.

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Release Date: 2019-01-24 11:36

Tom Brady Isn't Hot

Here's a bonus episodes where we asked our wives to chronicled the top 5 best looking QB's back in 2016. You're welcome.

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Release Date: 2019-01-17 18:57

Drew Brees Turns 40 + Super Bowl Kaepernick Halftime

It's almost Super Bowl time so we make our picks, discuss Travis Scott and Galdys Knight and how Common hates the NFL because of Kaepernick. Drew Brees turned 40 and dad danced his way to glory. Rams referee gate might turn into something real on Sunday, Antonio Brown is the NFL's Kevin Durant, Matt Hasselbeck got a QB call and we pick our top Super Bowl halftime acts. Spoilers Chuck Berry is involved.

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Release Date: 2019-01-09 08:44

Sign Us To A Record Deal

Some of our chart topping NFL pick hits from the NFL season so far. You can get with our agent Spencer to send in your offers. We play birthday parties and community events.

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Release Date: 2019-01-04 00:00

Antonio Brown's Ego, Wildcard Weekend & Hard Knocks 2019

It's wildcard weekend so we set our picks, decide what is going on in Antonio Brown's head / ego, figure out who is up for Hard Knocks 2019, Baker Mayfield's RV is up for sale, the top selling NFL jersey's for 2018, Dick Degroat gives us one last banger for the year, answer listener mail and place coaches for the Browns, Packers, Jets, Broncos, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Bengals and Cardinals.

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Release Date: 2018-12-29 08:48

Tom Delonge + NFL Week 17 Picks

Tom Delonge totally stops by to give his week 17 NFL picks.

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Release Date: 2018-12-21 01:00

AFC - NFC Pro Bowl + Our West Episode Yet

Why are have the NFL referees been so bad and how do we keep them accountable? NBA Twitter vs NFL twitter it's just not time yet for NBA sorry. We filter through the Pro Bowl snubs and talk about a better option for the game. We grunge jam our NFL Week 16 picks. We talk Super Bowl odds, and Patrick Mahommes loves ketchup and Dick Degroat share his Christmas list for #BillsMafia member of the week.

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Release Date: 2018-12-12 18:00

The Miami Miracle, Steelers Suck and Home Alone

This week we get a little country with our NFL week 15 picks, Woodie blasts the Steelers defense, Dibbs hates on sports media in general, We compare the AFC west to character from our favorite Christmas movie Home Alone. We try to decipher who is going to be the coach of the packers, dig into the Oakland Raider lawsuit with the city of Oakland, enjoy a craigslist ad from a Vikings fan, relish in the Miami Miracle, share the cringey commentating moments of the week and of course share our #BillsMafia member of the week. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-12-12 17:15

The Miami Miracle, Steelers Suck and Home Alone

This week we get a little country with our NFL week 15 picks, Woodie blasts the Steelers defense, Dibbs hates on sports media in general, We compare the AFC west to character from our favorite Christmas movie Home Alone. We try to decipher who is going to be the coach of the packers, dig into the Oakland Raider lawsuit with the city of Oakland, enjoy a craigslist ad from a Vikings fan, relish in the Miami Miracle, share the cringey commentating moments of the week and of course share our #BillsMafia member of the week. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-12-07 00:00

NFL Week 14 Picks with Mr. Metallica

Mr. Metallica stops by with his NFL week 14 predictions... Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-12-06 12:00

Brett Favre & Cameo + What Christmas Movie Is Your Team and #BillsMafia Member @DickDeGroat

We go through the AFC South and decide what Christmas movies most reflect the Jaguars, Colts, Titans, and Texans. We discuss Brett Favre's cameo debacle and dig a little deeper on our favorite NFL players on the site and how much they cost. Lastly we feature our Bills Mafia member of the week. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-12-05 18:27

XFL Cities vs AAF + Kelvin Benjamin and The Falcons Get Blasted

We breakdown the XFL cities that were announced and decide if we will be AAF or XFL guys. Tasty joins to give his thoughts on Kelvin Benjamin getting cut and the Falcons season ticket situation. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-12-01 05:52

Kareem Hunt Video & NFL Week 13 Picks

Kareem Hunt video comes out and we want to know how did the NFL not know? We slow jam our NFL week 13 picks. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lacesorfaces/support https://www.pocketcasts.com/

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Release Date: 2018-11-20 20:06

Mark Sanchez or Colin Kaepernick? + NFL Week 12 Picks (Slow Jammed)

This week we blast warm weather teams and question if Danica Patrick's crystals are messing with Aaron Rodgers. We decide which Thanksgiving sides are the packers, bears, lions and vikings. We celebrate our Bills Mafia member of the week Dick Degroat, go over Jason Witten, Joe Buck, Ian Eagle and others cringey commentating, and dive into why Mark Sanchez is back in the league over Colin Kaepernick. And lastly we slow jam our picks for week 12.

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Release Date: 2018-11-15 16:41

NFL Week 11 Picks Slow Jammed and Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman

Its week 11 in the NFL so we make our picks with some melody, put the NFL and Azteca field on blast along with Hue Jackson becoming the Dwight Schrute of the NFL We decipher which teams in the AFC North are which characters from The Office tv show We find out the Rams can clinch their division this weekend, realize Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman while deciphering his latest tweet, a Jets fan gets a dwi because they suck so bad, Sean Peyton blows up the fire alarm at Paul Brown Stadium, and the Buccaneers kicker woes continue Last but not least we have our BillsMafia member of the week Send in a voice message https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/message Support this podcast a href=https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support rel=paymenthttps//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support/a

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Release Date: 2018-11-08 00:00

Fortnite + NFL Collab, NFC West Gets Haircuts & we on Le'Veon Bell Watch

We come off the bye week with our BillsMafia member of the week, we put coach Gruden and Le'Veon Bell on blast, we unintelligibly pick week 10's winners, give the NFC West teams haircuts and talk about the new Fortnite NFL skins.

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Release Date: 2018-10-27 05:30

Tom Brady Calls Out Bills Mafia Member of the week @novahustle

Tom Brady throwing the shade at the Bills Mafia so we spotlight a new member Cashanova Hustle and ponder how much we could race to have Tom Brady allow a Bills Mafia member to put him through a table.

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Release Date: 2018-10-26 00:00

Tony Romo Takes + Cringey Commentating Week 7

Troy Aikman hates podcasts, Booger poops on the field, Chris Spielman likes "this guy" and Tony Romo takes us down concussion memory lane in the weeks Cringey Commentating.

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Release Date: 2018-10-25 00:00

Andy Dalton's Eyebrows + Week 8 Uneducated Picks

We make our half informed picks for week and ask the age old question, is it pronounced Bengals or Bingals? Also Dibb's wife doesn't like Andy Dalton's eyebrows.

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Release Date: 2018-10-24 00:00

What Halloween Candy is Your Team? : NFC South Edition

We dig through our proverbial plastic pumpkin bucket of treats and decide which halloween candies are the Saints, Panthers, Falcons and Buccaneers. Also do people really like Baby Ruth bars?

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Release Date: 2018-10-22 00:00

What High School Stereotype is Your Team? : AFC East Edition

We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school Send in a voice message https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/message Support this podcast a href=https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support rel=paymenthttps//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support/a

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Release Date: 2018-10-20 00:00

Laces or Faces NFL Week 6

We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for week 7. Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo. We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn't like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can't figure out Monday Night Football's Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game. We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school.

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Release Date: 2018-10-19 00:00

Devon Cajuste, The Anchorage Chargers & Bills Mafia Member of the Week

We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for week 7.

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Release Date: 2018-10-18 00:00

Cringey Commentating NFL Week 6

Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo.

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Release Date: 2018-10-17 19:28

#BLASTED: Titans, Burfict, MNF Halftime & Mcgregor + Dad Bod Zach

We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn't like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can't figure out Monday Night Football's Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game.

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Release Date: 2018-10-16 00:00

We're Hiring An Intern...

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Release Date: 2018-10-15 11:15

What Band is Your NFL Team? : NFC East Edition

Sometimes its hard to understand who your favorite NFL team really is so we break it down it terms you may more understand Bands Send in a voice message https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/message Support this podcast a href=https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support rel=paymenthttps//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support/a

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Release Date: 2018-10-14 07:37

Cringey Commentating NFL Week 5

Cringey Commentating week 5 featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo Send in a voice message https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/message Support this podcast a href=https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support rel=paymenthttps//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support/a

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Release Date: 2018-10-11 00:00

Peyton Manning Goes in On Drew Brees + What's in Antonio Browns Apartment?

We take a look at the uncut version of Peyton Manning's congratulation video to Drew Brees. Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Brown get put on blast, and we play what else is in Antonio Brown's Miami Apartment. We dissect the OBJ vs Eli Manning vs Lil Wayne saga, new ways to make defense matter in the NFL, our twitter feud of the week with Josh Norman and Michael Thomas, Cringey Commentating featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo. Philip Rivers trolls the Raiders defense, Jon Gruden hates traveling, our #BillsMafia member of the week and we are hiring an intern.

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Release Date: 2018-10-02 20:04

Earl Thomas Middle Finger Mystery Solved.

We investigate the big mystery of who or whom Earl Thomas directed his middle finger toward as he was being carted off on Sunday Then we countdown our 3 least favorite mascots in the NFL, recount our BillsMafia play of the week and the commercial round up from Sunday We give a couple options for Patrick Mahommes new nick name, apparently Jerry Jones almost moved to South America, Dez Bryant does his best Terrell Owens on twitter, more announcer fails featuring Jim Nantz, Ian Eagle and Al Michaels Harry Caray stops by to answer one question about the bears and we celebrate Jeff Fishers new job Send in a voice message https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/message Support this podcast a href=https//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support rel=paymenthttps//anchorfm/lacesorfaces/support/a

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Release Date: 2018-09-24 20:12

Where is Roger Goodell and is the Fitzmagic Running Out?

We may be seeing signs of Fitzmagic turn to Fitztragic as we watch the Buccaneers, Steelers game live. We encourage fans not to bet this early in the season unless you don't care about money or upsets. The NFL has become soft and poor Clay Matthews can't win with almost 12 roughing the passer calls each week we might just boycott. We find out how many ACL tears have happened so far and we want to know where is Roger Goodell? We find our #BillsMafia fan of the week and try to understand their upset of the Vikings. We dig into if the Cardinals tried to take a page out of the Browns playbook and make a star out of Josh Rosen when it wasn't necessary. Woodie learns how Patrick Mahomes is cheating with his photographic mind and we again nod to how nice of a guy Andrew Luck his with hailmary gate. More announcer oddities, 3 NFL questions with Adam Sandler and of course Jeff Fisher.

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Release Date: 2018-09-19 20:34

Ticketmaster Scalper Convention, Maroon 5 & #EmbraceTrolls

Fitzmagic is still kicking but the trademark is now under rookie Minkah Fitzpatrick's entrepreneurial control. Big Ben Roethlisberger shares how to defeat the trolls on the internet. NFL ties are in but we figure out way to end them. We try to figure out the scoop and pull and or burping the quarterback with Clay Matthews. Take a deep dive into Vontae Davis' tweet back log to prove his hypocrisy for quitting. Shout out to Marquette King, Jimmy Graham and NFL fans lighting up twitter threads this week. The return of stuff announcers say featuring Jason Witten, Rich Gannon and Chris Myers. We thank the internet and get on our soapbox about the recent findings with Ticketmaster working with bots and scalpers to sell more tickets in their "verified" resale market place. Also we propose more Atlanta based artists that need to be at the halftime show rather than Maroon 5 and of course we try to track down Jeff Fisher.

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Release Date: 2018-09-10 19:13

Aaron Rodgers + Drugs, Fitzmagic & Dez the Twitter Troll

Aaron Rodgers is superhuman and we decide if it's in part the prescription drugs the trainers gave him at halftime. Weather delays take center stage in the NFL on week one. Which fans had the worst weekend, the Bills, Steelers, or the Bears? Fitzmagic took us all by surprise and he doesn't care too much for the memes. The first ejection of the season for the new targeting rule is, of course, a Bengal. We decipher what the new green zone is on NBC Sunday Night Football as well as our thoughts on the new Carrie Underwood NFL theme song. New commentators for the year Bruce Arians, Jason Witten, and Chris Carter left quite an impression. We compare Beth Mowins and Doris Burke, and decide which commercials we will hate by the end of the season. Kirk Cousins application for You Vike That to the patent office. Dez Bryant trolling his way into our hearts and the most popular NFL players on twitter.

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Release Date: 2018-09-06 06:13

Hard Knocks, Kaepernick Nike Memes, & Cheerleaders

It's finally time for some NFL football so we recap this years season of Hard Knocks, highlighting our heartbreaking cuts of Cajuste, Orchard, Brobie and Nassib. Remembering the legend that is Bob Weily and the interesting dynamic between Hue Jackson, Todd Haley and Gregg Williams. We dive into why some teams don't have cheerleaders (Steelers, Packers, Bears, Giants, Browns, & Bills) The controversy in Kansas City over the new no tailgating after kickoff rule. Jerry Jones shares how much he would pay for another Super Bowl if he could. StubHub stats on the most in-demand games for the 2018 season. Which quarterbacks have made the most money over their career. (Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees) Kirk Cousin's calling AAA and signing his 28 million a year contract in his in-law's basement. The new Kaepernick Nike ad meme craze. Big news on color rush and uniform updates for 2018 Lastly our Pro Bowl and Super Bowl picks. Of course Jeff Fisher

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Release Date: 2017-10-10 20:17

Laces or Faces Ep 10 - Cocaine, Injuries and Sexism

Laces or Faces is back with another episode! Real-ish stuff happened this week so they kick off the show with their favorite celebrations and plays of the week, discuss Cam Newton's sexist comments, Peyton Manning's statue, the Crucial Catch Campaign, a coach snorting cocaine in Miami and a lot more!

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Release Date: 2017-10-05 06:47

Faces Ep 9 - The Juice is Loose

Laces or Faces is back with another episode! This week they talk the celebrations of the week, OJ Simpson being released from jail, another Chargers stadium update, and maybe sneak some game picks in for this weeks slate of games.

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Release Date: 2017-09-29 16:27

Everybody Wants to Kneel the World

Laces or Faces is back with another episode! This week, they start with a moment of silence for all who had to endure their family's political views last Sunday, taking a lot at all the upsets, Tony Romo, and Jerry Jones quest to be seen on camera kneeling with his employees.

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Release Date: 2017-09-22 15:26

Custom Cleats & Dancing w/ Marshawn

Woodie and Dibbs are back with another week of what happened in the NFL with the latest edition of Laces or Faces!  

This week they talk about fantasy playoff sleepers, Marshawn dancing on the sideline, custom cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Derek Carr trolling the Seahawks, taking an in-game pee break, unfootball Jay gives us his picks of the week, the bad news bears and much more.

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Release Date: 2017-09-15 17:25

Laces or Faces Ep 6 - Calling Gruden & $6 Rams Tickets

Our new partners at Laces or Faces have published a new podcast where they give a call to the X's and O's master himself, Jon Gruden and also realize it's cheaper to see the Rams than to eat at Wendy's.

This week they recount their favorite and soon to be annoying commercials, try to understand Le'veon Bells rap career, and realize that they can make more money in the NFL as water boys.

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